Sweet Zombie Jesus!!!

It's as if every synapse in my brain fired at once, then was suddenly silenced....my brain is about to fry from running on overload right now thanks to a few links p. sent me this evening. Thoughts were coming at such an alarmingly fast rate , I couldn't type it all in an AIM window effectively. Where the hell do I even start this...

Sit down. Put on Bright Eyes "Let's Not Shit Ourselves". It'll help set the mood. Trust me.

Blogs For Bush: On NPR today, they were discussing how obsolete and almost novel the President's weekly radio addresses have become. The commentator joked that maybe a presidential blog should be next? Well, like much of his first term (and his entire business career) someone was luckily doing the thinking for Bush and made one up already. This is where most of my humor and headaches came from this evening. It's as if they took every topic that could either piss me off or trouble me, and located them conviently in one space! I'm fairly certain this site will be fertile ground for me to pull topics from, so in the meantime, let me regale you with a cross-section of some of their wonderful headlines.

"The ACLU's Continuing War Against Religion"
"Saddam Tried To Bribe Weapons Inspectors"
"We Are Winning The War On Terror"
"Gloves To Come Off On Social Security Debate?"

But my favorite of their front-page subjects begs the questions "How Right Does He Have to Be?". What follows is the first paragraph:

"With democracy sprouting up across the Arab/Moslem world and the US economy entering boom times, it is time to ask this question: How right does President Bush have to be before his critics take a breath and rethink their views?"

At least once, would be a start....

More to come, I'm sure...these are just first impressions. I really need time to sort through to some of the juicier articles - it shouldn't be too hard to narrow down : they seem to enjoy throwing around the term "American Insurgency" when referring to Democrats and the Liberal Left. Be sure to give the comments people leave on there a tumble, too. Personally, I don't know how every post doesn't break out into a flame war, but wow...some of those cats are seriously Darwin candidates ("That's an interesting point, Piyush Dhoot. Especially since there is a higher rate of molestation in adopted children of homosexual couples than of heterosexual couples." Wha-wha-WHAAAT???)