Ancient Chinese secret, eh?

There was a "chemical spill/leak" at the place I work at yesterday. Pretty big stuff, all over our local news. Well, not ALL over...I didn't see it at 5. Or 6. We were the top story on the noon news!! On one station. Who happened to have a reporter there. Yeah, well, it was big for me, I only worked two hours!
And who invited UPN???

I was one of the last people to speak with the delivery man before he caused the spill. In retrospect, probably not the best idea to go back into work in the minutes before the accident bragging about how that was "the best $50 investment I ever made!" People draw their own conclusions. Fingers are pointed. Someone talked!

So , with the holiday upon us, I wish you all your very own enviromental disaster, to help extend your vacation weekend to a sexy seven days. Be sure to bring your keys.

In unrealted news, I now have the uncanny ability to exude chlorine from all my pores, thus keeping my whites looking brand new. My friend can do the same, except with him, it's hydrochloric acid. Surprisingly, his clothes look just as clean.